Cream or Sugar?

I heard the rumors. We all did. The rumors rang through the streets like that prick Paul Revere warning his fellow Americans that those tea drinking assholes were coming. "Matt's a washed up has-been artist". "He hasn't even done anything in months he's toast bro". "Sorry, but prime Van Gough > prime D'Alesio any day". "Idk his art was fine, it's his personality that I never cared for".

Maybe if you read a freakin' book sometime you would understand art is best when inspired. And on the topic of tea drinking assholes, The Open has inspired me to get back to work.

Please purchase and enjoy my brand new masterpiece titled, "Cream or sugar?" ahead of the FINAL major of the year at Royal Portrush. All purchases come with FREE entry to an interesting little golf thing or w/e.